8am on a commercial flight San Francisco to Boston , OMG-.REALLY….OLD MAN?
Never in all my years of flying have I boarded a plane, sat in my seat to find the old gentlemen …or so I thought….reading non other than an explicit PORN magazine !
It’s 8am mister …do you really think I can stomach breakfast with you blatantly flaunting pictures of larger than life body parts? That from what I can see look more like weapons of mass destruction!
It’s so unexpected even the guy seated behind me is laughing in amazement and mouthing to me…”move seats”. To make matters even more astounding, the old dodger doesn’t even acknowledge me or try to cover up his morning pleasure …even after 10 minutes of me clearly trying to figure out how to look anywhere other than the window .
So what does a girl do….Clearly this is an assignment for the flight attendants. I interrupt their morning galley gossip and share my predicament with them ….”what that old man” the ever so sweet gay attendant gasps …”OMG who’d of thought honey”
Lucky for me the flight attendant swings into action and sequesters a real gentlemen to come to my rescue. Gallantly with the four of us now huddled in the galley he agrees to swap seats for the 5 hour flight.With gratitude I simply say….”you’ll enjoy what his reading more than I “…he flushes, smiles and mission quick seat swap is accomplished
Hey let’s face it …guys will be guys …but in a public place where no one can escape for 5 hours ! As the saying goes there’s a time and a place for everything …Now it’s time for a bloody Mary.Cheers!

